The Perfect Candidate, is the description of a phone interview. The candidate is so honest it almost hurts...
I'm all about honesty, that's not the question here. But if an HR professional gets these answers and doesn't reject the application, this could almost be a reason for termination for cause (depending on the national or local legislation, of course).
Needless to say, it's hilarious. Example:
Well he's used to being paid more but it will do while he looks for something else.
Go read it, it's worth it!