Comments on The Happy Employee: Challenge: A World Without HR

This is really cool. Made me think about HR's "re...

2008-04-05T10:59:00.000+02:00

This is really cool. Made me think about HR's "real" value. I suspected that legal and recruitment issues would surface quite quickly and this appears to be the case. This says a lot about HR. We talk about being strategic, adding value and being internal consultants but unfortunately there is still a long way to go for many of us. What I would like to hear is that customers are complaining that service levels have dropped and the investment banks asking serious questions about their future confidence in the "deHRed" business.

Fran has my vote for v. advanced spam bot. Or cor...

2008-04-04T18:25:00.000+02:00

Fran has my vote for v. advanced spam bot. Or corporate memo writer extraordinaire. It can be so difficult to tell the difference.

@FranPlease help me since I can't make up my mind:...

2008-04-04T14:42:00.000+02:00

@Fran
Please help me since I can't make up my mind: are you a very advanced spam robot?

@LizThanks for your input! The scary thing is that...

2008-04-04T14:41:00.000+02:00

@Liz
Thanks for your input! The scary thing is that it sounds all quite realistic.

Seriously without HR the company will not be able ...

2008-04-04T13:35:00.000+02:00

Seriously without HR the company will not be able to get the talented people to benefit the company. SO HR be the must for any company to grow. Also there are some more HR are looking for you. Just go to your job descriptions .

The meeting opens with the senior executives congr...

2008-04-04T06:04:00.000+02:00

The meeting opens with the senior executives congratulating each other about how well they're doing - and how much money they're saving - without their HR departments. After the initial hubbub dies down, one exec speaks up: "We've got 3 lawsuits pending against us: 2 for wrongful termination and 1 for harassment. After the HR rapture (They were raptured? Taken up to heaven leaving the rest of us behind? I think I see which way the wind is blowing here. :), managers started firing people - some were poor performers, but some were people they just disliked - it was a free-for-all. Of course there was no documentation to refer to. If that wasn't bad enough, several managers re-orged their departments and created the most byzantine job descriptions and reporting relationships imaginable. Soon no one knew who their boss was. It was chaos."

Other execs started chiming in: "Do you know how to find good candidates?" Does anyone have advice about inappropriate dress? I confronted an employee, but she just laughed at me." "Our budget tripled because everyone started promoting themselves and their staff." "We have 300 job descriptions and only 20 employees!" "No one is screening our applicants or checking references."

Suddenly, an HR angel appeared to the gathering, hovering in the air. She lazily flicked her wand and said "No, you can't do that." A calm fell over the group. Then a lone voice rang out: "God bless HR!"